What do you call a chicken that goes in public with all its feathers plucked?

A hoarder collie.

Police are looking into it.

The officer hands them a clipboard: “First task: Monitor the sonar system’s data feed. Flag any duplicate signals, we can’t afford echoes cluttering the radar.” Ten minutes later, the officer reappears. “Scrap that! The comms team needs help untangling the ethernet cables in Torpedo Bay. Prioritize labeling!” The recruit barely finishes one cable tray before the officer storms in again. “New priority: Audit the server logs for recurring glitches in the navigation software!” Overwhelmed, the recruit whispers to a grizzled engineer recalibrating a monitor: “Does command always bounce people around this much? I’ve had four jobs in 20 minutes!” The engineer smirks. “Relax, rookie, on this sub nothing but reposts.”

They both wear red & lost their Vision.

He walks up to the desk and asks for the best scope that the owner has. The owner nods and frantically ruffles through deeply nested boxes until finding what he was looking for. "This scope can see as far as 1 km, hell there is my house". He then passes the scope to the sniper who exclaims, "I see a naked man and woman in your house". Taking back the scope, he sees the affair and slams two bullets and the scope on the table. "The scope is on the house if you can shoot my wife's head and the guy's dick off", the owner says boiling with rage. The sniper smirks, hands back a bullet, and says, "I only need one for the job".

The conversation turns to their husbands. The first woman, smiling smugly, says, "My husband is taking me on a romantic cruise to the Caribbean for two weeks." The second boasts, "My husband just bought me a brand new Ferrari." The third shrugs and says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, ladies, we don't have much money or many material possessions. However, one thing I can tell you about my husband is that 10 budgerigars can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis." After this, the first woman looks ashamed. "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was only trying to impress you. You know that two week vacation I was telling you about? Well, it's not to the Caribbean, but to my parents' house for one weekend." The second woman says, "Oh, ladies, I'm just as bad. It's not a Ferrari he bought me, but an old, beat-up Honda." "I also have a confession to make," said the third woman, "The tenth budgie has to stand on one leg."

What do you call a farmer who sells their John Deere and gets a job cleaning out smoke filled bars? An ex-tractor fan

No one appreciates equipment.

They’re both going through terrible 2’s

To get to the other slide!